Jeshaun Jones is the greatest football player of all time

There are many facts in this world. As of about 1:30 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 1, 2018, one of those facts is that Maryland football’s Jeshaun Jones is the greatest football player of all time.

He has touched the ball three times and is responsible for three touchdowns.

He ran for one.

He caught one.

He threw for one.

(He also ran into the punter one time, but it wasn’t enough for a Texas first down, so whatever.)

Jones is the first player to rush, receive and pass for a touchdown in the same game since Kenny Hill last year. Jones did it on three plays.

It is an undisputed fact: Jeshaun Jones is better at football than you, me and literally everybody else ever in the history of the game. The numbers don’t lie.