WATCH RED PANDA’S MARYLAND-WISCONSIN HALFTIME SHOW

It’s Super Bowl Sunday, and while the football game might be more exciting (or at least more important) than Maryland and Wisconsin on the basketball court, we can guarantee that Justin Timberlake’s halftime show won’t have a UNICYCLIST FLIPPING MULTIPLE BOWLS ONTO HER HEAD.

That’s what Red Panda does. She’s done it all over the country. She’s done it on America’s Got Talent. Now she’s done it in College Park.

She flipped one more each time for five rounds, each flip in a different corner of the court. Each one had a little more buildup than the last, and each one received a louder ovation than the last. If the act itself isn’t exciting enough, she had Maryland head coach DJ Durkin toss her the bowls; he looked more mesmerized than anything.

It’s been a hectic week for Red Panda, who had her unicycle stolen at a San Francisco airport earlier in the week and had to perform on a backup (her hometown Warriors are reportedly buying her a new one for the future, and fans haven’t given up hope for the original making its way back to her). But with all the distractions, she still brought Xfinity Center to its feet.