HTTR, my brother. You have contributed so much to SB Nation. Your Maryland brothers love you. But there's a higher calling for you. I'm sure you're very familiar with QAnon. Q needs you. Q needs somebody with your intelligence, good natured attitude, rationality, and command of the English language to help grow the cause. Please, join Q and put every ounce of your time and energy in the cause! We'll miss you here, but we'll hold down the fort for you!
Best of luck to you my man!