With all the Harrison speculation and lack of news recently, I thought it might be fun to throw out a hypothetical.

Let say you are a 5 star basketball or football high school student and you wanted to commit to UMD, but you want to make it spectacular Al la Stefon Diggs style. How would you go about it. Extra points if your commitment also defames Duke in some way.

I would personally like to commit to the BBall team on a stage in the middle of lot 1 after a couple hours of tailgating before beating FSU to clinch a spot in the ACC football championship in front of the drunken student body.