This is only tangentially related to Maryland, and doesn't relate to things that are possible in the real world, but I want to point my fellow terp fans to an awesome and hilarious post on SBNation’s NC state blog. Here’s the link:
Basically, the fans who run the blog (and apparently alot of pack fans, judging by the comments) think the ACC sucks and that State should go to the SEC, because ‘its not as crazy as it sounds’ that State would be invited to join the SEC. To which I respond, no, its way more crazy than it sounds, because State is not an SEC caliber school (except academically, which isn’t a compliment – although now that I think about it, State’s basketball program does suck, so maybe they’d fit in better than I first thought). I don’t think I can add much to the piece by ripping it and the thinking behind it further. You all will I’m sure think of millions of creative ways to rip on state while reading the peice. Anyhow, enjoy!